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Wendy: Hey! Wasn't it around here that the Donner Party got snowbound?

Jack: I think that was farther west in the Sierras.

Wendy: Oh.

Danny: What was the Donner Party?

Jack: They were a party of settlers in covered-wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.

Danny: You mean they ate each other up?

Jack: They had to, in order to survive.

Wendy: Jack...

Danny: Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.

Jack: See, it's OK. He saw it on the television.

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Michael: Tell me the truth. There’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.

If Quentin Tarantino directs for some reason and in unlikely circumstances an Arrested Development episode (or say like even the movie!), he should go Kill Bill and have b&w sequences, pastiche 70s [some kind of]-xplotation moments and most of all an extended animated sequence where the Bluths look just this way.

∞ Jan 16th, 2010 at 12:06 pm via gresh / Comments
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