January 2010
44 posts
“Hi could you please fix my website so that people in Canada can’t see it? It...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Oh, man. I’ve got so much hurting to do!
“I can’t afford to pay you the balance, but would you like my Jack Russell...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Wow! A ride on the Duff Blimp. … I’d sell my first-born to get there.”
‘Hey!’
“You’ll do as you’re told!”
“When Klaus Kinski is foaming at the mouth, raging... →
This is kind of horrifying while being... →
clientsfromhell:
After a lengthy presentation for the design of a microsite, the clients had a few unanswered questions. Chief among them regarded the large portraits of former actors and directors beside their bios. The conversation went something like this:
Client: “Can you click the picture?”
Me: “No. What do you want it to do? Enlarge?”
Client: “No, I just want to click it.”
Me: “But...
“If ever there were an appropriate time to use the word frisson, this is it....”
– First order of business when I get back to Canader: subscribe to The Believer. And also The Economist, or maybe the New Yorker if I end up in New York. These are good things to have. (via whitebears) I have my sights on The Believer, too; tho’ my criterion is having a jorb.
whitebears:
I just went to a movie night with friends. The movie that “all” agreed upon in this group of adults was Planet 51, ostensibly because it is “upbeat” and “harmless” (these words were actually said).
Meanwhile, Mulholland Drive was loading on my computer. Oh, that I could listen to Emerson and speak up in moments like these. Must it really be a question of friendship versus a sense of...
“Men have become the tools of their tools.”
– Henry David Thoreau (via afternoonsnoozebutton) (via fuckyeahthoreau) “‘Ivanhoe’ is the story of a Russian farmer and his tool.”
— Bart Simpson
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